Marshal was at the airport yesterday when a guard approached him….

Guard: “Are you British?”

Marshal: “No I’m American”

Guard: “OH!!! American!!!  Where are you from in America?”

Marshal: “Kansas”

Guard: “OH!!  Bill Clinton’s home state!”

Marshal: “Uh…. no, that’s Arkansas”

Guard: “Oh…well you look like Bill Clinton….”

WHAT!!!???